What has this world come to?
You know it's bad when the vending machine has a credit card reader on it...
...you know it's worse when you're probably gonna use it all the time because of this.
So I was getting pretty tired today at work, and I had passed this vending machine a few times on my way to the restroom so I decided I'd get myself some "liquid motivation" and when I approached this machine I noticed something special... it had a credit card reader. At first I thought, "How convenient!" because I barely ever carry cash. (I did happen to have cash at the moment though.) But then it hit me, I'm gonna be wasting ~$1.30/day. In the past, the lack of cash stopped me from getting drinks, which is good for my wallet, but even more importantly, good for my health. Now, nothing is stopping me other than my conscience, and well I'm admittedly pretty weak-willed when it comes to these kinds of things. It's little things like these that make Americans so damn obese as a nation. Oh well, at least I won't fall asleep on the job anymore (hopefully, *knock on wood*).
Yes, I know you get free drinks at work, Doug; I don't, so get over it. At least the coffee is free, I should probably drink that instead.
Comments
Doug said on May 20, 2008 10:04 am
Coffee is better for you, anyway.
Ran said on May 20, 2008 10:13 am
Coffee is better for you; and you can drink it through a straw so it doesn't stain your teeth.
Ran said on May 20, 2008 10:25 am
Coffee is better for you; and you can drink it through a straw so it doesn't stain your teeth.
Huan said on May 20, 2008 3:14 pm
Who the hell drinks coffee out of a straw???
I'm just way too impatient to brew another pot if there isn't any which tends to be the case in the afternoon...